age; 28
nickname; tommo
years at club; 6
fav moment for club; winning league
least fav moment; having to do the club buster, then getting sacked only to be re-instated
facts about player; jay was born bald, grew some hair at 2, then lost it all again at 4. collects soup tins

age; 23
nickname; coconut head
years at club; 1
fav moment for club; scoring on my full debut
least fav moment; being subbed on my full debut
facts about player; jon is the champion boxer at mosborough fc, his sparring partner matty ellis says his punches are like so fast you can't see em coming

age; 26
nickname; grunter
years at club; 1
fav moment for club; scoring at ranch in our 4-0 win
least fav moment; having to play for a team with so many blades in it
facts about player; jordan has just become a dad for the first time because a game of naked twister went too far

age; 11
nickname; drabs but most of the lads call me the gimpmaster
years at club; 2
fav moment for club; making my first team debut against royal earl
least fav moment; pre-season training
facts about player; born into a family of hobbitts, he soon realised that he was a half decent footballer after jumping down from his toadstool and playing keepy-uppy with a concor

age; 30
nickname; the slightly hot one
years at club; 2
fav moment for club; brilliant hat-trick against bradway
least fav moment; swimming through river at bakewell on a club trip out
facts about player; nath collects ken and barbie dolls, his wendy house his is favorite possession

age; 28
nickname; nudger
years at club; 7
fav moment for club; winning every fight i've ever had on the pitch
least fav moment; having to get the midsys through every game
facts about player; nudger loves his snap, he can eat a full cow without breathing, an alive cow at that

age; 33
nickname; mr 't'
years at club; 2
fav moment for club; dressing as tina turner on the xmas piss up
least fav moment; not scoring during the 36 games i've scored
facts about player; 't' breads dogs, his favourite dog is cindy the poodle but he also likes to give sammy the sausage dog some sausage now and again

age; 23
nickname; camel foot
years at club; 2
fav moment for club; player of the year last year
least fav moment; anyone of my failed nut-megs that i try three times a game
facts about player; pinds is to mosborough football club what charlie chuckle is to comedy. likes a laugh does our liam and once burnt his kitched down when the old light a fart trick went seriously wrong

age; 23
nickname; ky gell
years at club; 2
fav moment for club; turning up two weeks on trot
least fav moment; training, i'm alergic to it
facts about player; kyle is the son of a mountain goat herder from papa new guinea, he often yogles after ten pints

age; 18
nickname; lamps
years at club; 1
fav moment for club; playing in a blades kit
least fav moment; getting smashed at every training session
facts about player; lamps has had a toe cut off each foot leaving him with the normal 5 toes per foot, being from killamarsh he naturally  had 6 toes, one eye in the middle of his head and a hump back