age; 26
nickname; may-day
years at club; 4
fav moment for club; turning up for two games on trot and not getting sent off in those games
least fav moment; not getting in first team
facts about player; gaz was once arrested in the mens toilets at charring cross, he was charged with gross indecency with a toilet brush

age; 30
nickname; the fridge
years at club; 8
fav moment for club; scoring winner in cup final in 2002
least fav moment; being dropped for the cup final the year before
facts about player; fridgo is a legend in his own bath water, once had a smoke of dope with the pope
 

age; 26
nickname; dollshead
years at club; 5
fav moment for club; scoring winner in our crucial promotion game 2 years ago
least fav moment; only being able to play once every two weeks
facts about player; dolly lost 10-2 to trigger from only fools and horses in a general knowledge quiz

age; 29
nickname; stinky, cowhead, dragon
years at club; 3
fav moment for club; winning promotion two years on trot to get to meadowhall premier
least fav moment; my nicknames
facts about player; stinky got his nickname after clearing our changing room with the smell coming from his body, a mixture of horse muck, old wellies and bat slavour

age; 28
nickname; gwopsta
years at club; 6
fav moment for club; anyone of winning the cup twice, winning the league twice and gaining promotion twice
least fav moment; not scoring for ninety-six games on trot
facts about player; gwop takes longer than a woman when getting feckled up to go out, he is the original spice boy of the team. his favourite possession are his hair straighteners, he'd be lost with out them

age; 29
nickname; radj or cotton eyed joe
years at club; 31
fav moment for club; the best goal you'll ever see against athersley rec in the cup
least fav moment; any fighting of any sorts, err
facts about player; radj's hobby is line dancing, his cream cowboy boots are a sight to behold

age; 48
nickname; casper
years at club; 3
fav moment for club; winning league two years ago and playing along side jason, he makes me look quick
least fav moment; going all last season without notching
facts about player; casper has a strange changing room ritual of putting his boots on before his socks

age; 26
nickname; scott
years at club; 2
fav moment for club; winning league in my first season
least fav moment; ant got one
facts about player; scott works at mosborough hall where he tells us all sorts of naughty things go off at night, things that involve, jelly, dwarves, handcuffs and clingfilm, not nice

age; 30
nickname; hong kong fuey
years at club; 8
fav moment for club; winning the race below
least fav moment; the desperetly dark days of old when i had to race the other subs up the touch line to see who would get on. cowens = c**t 
facts about player; midsy looks like a japanese fighter pilot that has had lemon juice sqirted in his eye's. he has a very big ball sack, handy as we have a lot of balls

age; 19
nickname; beanstalk
years at club; 2
fav moment for club; signing
least fav moment; trying to prove i could play up front, i failed
facts about player; jack starred in panto last christmas at the lyceum, he was a tree extra. his hobbies include a porn collection that hugh hefner would be proud of